In 'the chicken song' by spitting image. who beheaded an eskimo?

in the chicken song there is a line " behead an eskimo" i have figured out the rest of the lyrics and their meanings. e.g. hulk hogan called himself keith to get into a restaurant so that he could get away from the public. (this didnt work though 'cos someone recognised him).


thanks if you can help. i highly recommend you listen to the song.

In 'the chicken song' by spitting image. who beheaded an eskimo?
you do but first you have to fly the jumbo jet!
Reply:I didn't realise the song had meanings. I thought it was all just silly phrases. I'll have to listen to it again.
Reply:i thought "pretend your name is keith" was a reference to the singer in black lace "with their girly curly hair" who sang "agadoo" and other such nonsense?





"behead an eskimo" rhymed with "learn to speak arapahoe"





i wrote down these lyrics as i found them very amusing 20 years ago.......
Reply:Its the time of year


Now that Spring is in the air


When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair


Make another song for moronic holidays


That nauseate-ate-ate


In a million different ways


From the shores of Spain


To the coast of Southern France


No matter where you hide


You just can't escape this dance





Hold a chicken in the air


Stick a deckchair up your nose


Buy a jumbo jet


And then bury all your clothes


Paint your left knee green


Then extract your wisdom teeth


Form a string quartet


And pretend your name is Keith





Skin yourself alive


Learn to speak Arapahoe


Climb inside a dog


And behead an eskimo


Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears


Casserole your gran


Disembowel yourself with spears





The disco is vibrating


The sound is loud and grating


Its truly nauseating


Let's do the dance again





Hold a chicken in the air


Stick a deckchair up your nose


Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos


And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars


You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars





Skin yourself alive


Learn to speak Arapahoe


Climb inside a dog


And behead an eskimo


Now you've heard it once


Your brain will spring a leak


And though you hate this song


You'll be humming it for weeks





Hold a chicken in the air


Stick a deckchair up your nose


Buy a jumbo jet


And then bury all your clothes


La la la la la


La la la la la la la


La la la la la


La la la la la la laaaaaaa
Reply:The eskmio strangler of old Greenland.

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